CHAPTER 16. SCRATCH 'N
SNIFF BACK THE TEARS

STANDING on the front stoop of Lemuel's Family Restaurant, next to a placard that reads:

LOW, LOW PRICES
FOR SUPPER SPECIALS

A local actress with a trendy speech impediment tries to feed the manager his line.


 

"MISHTER SHPROUL, how ish it poshible to offer shuch shurprishingly low, low prishesh for you shupper shpecialsh?"

"Huh?"

She points to the words on the sign, but he reads no better than she speaks.

"Huh?"

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