"NAW, honest, Detective Fart-Wrinkler. It's the real thing this time. You gonna find all kinds of off-putting clues in there. This guy was talking dirty about the Pope."

"Do you realize what a pain in the butt it is to get a warrant, Mahalia? Now, if he was political..."

"What?"

The skinny cop opens his mouth to chime in, but Detective Furtwangler says, "Not a word, Ho Chi Minh."

"Political?" Mahalia catches on fast. "Ohhhh. Like a terrorist? Um... yeah! Yes, sir, Detective Fat-Wanker. Oh, baby, was he ever po-o-o-litical. He was reading the Kareem."