CHAPTER 1. BONING KNIFE

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THE BOSS BUM commences chanting, like a priest. "All hail to Lemmy! He comes up with the goooooooooods."

Before composing the next verse of the hymn, he examines the divine lemur's wardrobe.

"Depicted semi-nu-u-u-u-u-u-ude."

Several bums join in, catching the gist of the words as they go.

"... ooood... oooooooood..."



AS THE BOSS BUM waits for more poetic inspiration, the sound of slamming lockers can be heard through the window.

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