DEAR WAIT PERSON,

Isn’t it ridiculous

how the food service

industry depends

on the Customers to

pay the Wait Staff?

You Wait Persons

work hard, and you

deserve a Fair Wage.

There’s just one Way

to make this Happen.

If Everyone

Suddenly

stopped Tipping,

Restaurants would

have NO CHOICE

but to Pay You

a Decent Salary.

Most Members of

the Dining Public

would capitulate

and leave a Tip,

out of sheer fear

of peer Pressure.

But not me,

My Friend.

This I Pledge:

I Vow to Do my Part

to bring about

Better Conditions

for You and Your

Wait Constituents.

My Sworn

Commitment

is the Reason

I have Left

This NOTE

instead of an

insulting

Gratuity.

Power to the

Wait People!

Vive La Luncha!

Your Friend,

Waldorf O'Dougal